If you are reading this right now on anything less than a $6,000 monitor, please fuck off and never return.
Read blogs in 6k. Watch your favorite porn streamer who you shower with love (money), to compensate for your inability to have good relationships with your own children with futuristic Nano-Texture Glass. Email your Money Manager a *thumbs up emoji* when he’s up 22% on the year with your blood money in 1000 nits sustained of Brightness.
Or don’t. That’s up to you. But I’m currently zooming so far in the head shot of your V/C firm head shot, I can see a zit that formed 2 days later.
Buy the Apple 32-inch Pro Display XDR with Retina 6K Display – Nano-Texture Glass on Amazon.com. $5999.99 at time of publishing.
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